stomper 5:55 Sun Sep 14
These 72 virgins in paradise
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Do they magically remain virgins no matter what when you arrive after your martyrdom?
If that is the case after your martyrdom, was it also beforehand. So these virgins could conceivably have been sexually active since Adam and Eve got booted out 6,000 years ago.
On the other hand, if this is not the case, does one only get about 60 days of, hopefully consensual, deflowerment in the whole of eternity?
Not such a great deal from the almighty, if you think about it!
Or, on the other other hand, do they have to remain virgins, which would barely bowl a Maiden over and makes the whole thing somewhat moot.
I think we should be told.
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Northern Sold
5:58 Sun Sep 14
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Ha... you want to chat with them regarding their river of (NON ALCOHOLIC) wine in Paradise !!
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tunwhu
6:12 Sun Sep 14
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If they're virgins, might be for a reason....they might be munters
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Stranded
6:19 Sun Sep 14
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Sven Roeder
6:22 Sun Sep 14
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The only person who'd want virgins ... especially 72 of the (non) fuckers is someone who has no understanding or experience of sex
Can I have half a dozen GOERS instead?
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The_Phantom
6:23 Sun Sep 14
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As Billy Connolly said 72 virgins sounds like a f##king nightmare.
Give me 72 fire breathing whores instead
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mentor
6:26 Sun Sep 14
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It is a seriously fucked up religion, and whoever imported this lot into our country allowing them to build their places where they worship and spread their evil needs to be outed as the biggest cunt ever.
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Hammer and Pickle
7:10 Sun Sep 14
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Virgin on the ridiculous, innit.
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hornchurchsteve
7:13 Sun Sep 14
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mentor 6.26
You can blame it all on the Wilson and Heath govts in the 60's & 70's. They let the cunts come over here. Makes me fucking sick. I really hate the bastards.
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FLIG
7:26 Sun Sep 14
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Strikes me that its a notion of purity over performance.
If purity is so important, do these poor virgins have to have virgin men? Now that would be a complete let down.
This got me thinking, does this mean there are no gay male jihadis or are some of the virgins gay men?
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FLIG
7:27 Sun Sep 14
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didn't really mean or - hope you get the gist of what I was trying to say.
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mentor
7:29 Sun Sep 14
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Not really FLIG but if you're a shirtlifter its no skin off my nose.
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stomper
7:30 Sun Sep 14
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FLIG 7:26 Sun Sep 14
Good point. I was thinking about hetero male martyrs.
What do female martyrs get? 72 really nice pairs of shoes?
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RH
7:44 Sun Sep 14
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Does it say anywhere that they are not fat ugly Gay virgins ?
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cholo
10:01 Sun Sep 14
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Afterlife myths are silly.
All of them.
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BRANDED
10:07 Sun Sep 14
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Big vaginas due to excess marrow masturbation might put them off?
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Hammer and Pickle
10:08 Sun Sep 14
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I don't think that was the intention BRANDED.
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One Word
10:12 Sun Sep 14
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Peado alert in paradise
To be virgins nowadays got to under 10? Got Rochdale written all over it
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stomper
10:19 Sun Sep 14
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cholo 10:01 Sun Sep 14
Couldn't agree more old chap.
I was just wondering how well this one had been thought through.
Naturally, in theological matters, I turn to WHO.
Is this even in the Koran?
Actually, is it even really... anywhere?
(Just for Clarity.
When I ask "Is this even in the Koran?" I meant the original question. Not whether, in theological matters one should turn to WHO)
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Council Scum
10:21 Sun Sep 14
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Virgins are shit in bed, would rather have 72 slags
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zebthecat
10:36 Sun Sep 14
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Isn't this another mistranslation along with Mary
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